Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Top 10 Clues Your Presidential Candidate is a Socialist










10. In his first 100 days, he promises to wear army fatigues, grow a beard and smoke cigars in the Oval Office.





9. He sets up payroll tax deductions for his daughters’ allowances, so they can be more patriotic and pay their fair share.





8. He keeps referring to his economic plan as a “manifesto.”





7. He says he wants us to return to the economy of 1984, but he’s talking about the book, not the year.





6. He lists his favorite Marx brother as Karl.





5. He carried a Josef Stalin lunchbox in grade school.





4. He wants to simplify the Federal Income Tax forms to read, “How much money do you have? Please make check payable to Internal Revenue Service.”





3. He was rooting for Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.





2. He expands the official definition of “rich” to mean anyone who has a job, which really will be only 5% of the population when he is done.





1. He tells Joe the Plumber he wants to spread the wealth around.

6 comments:

BRENNAN SMITH - your friendly, neighborhood, hypnotist said...
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BRENNAN SMITH - your friendly, neighborhood, hypnotist said...

Internet connection kept re-setting. Sorry for multiple posts.

My favorite clue is #3. Though I do feel that a true socialist would root for the Referee.

A - The Referee is a true symbol of intervention, regulation, and oversight.

B - The Referee doesn't care who wins, it's OK if NOBODY wins as long as it's fair.

C - The Referee shows impartiality by the colors he wears: half-black, half white. Just like me.


See you on Nov. 5th,

Barack Obama

Jay said...

Brennan-

Good to hear from you. Hope you are well. You might be right about the referee. Regarding impartiality: need I warn you about what happens when you stand in the middle of the road? Take care.

Oh, and by the way:

See you in 2009!

Signed,

Obama tax hikes and 20% unemployment

BRENNAN SMITH - your friendly, neighborhood, hypnotist said...

So you agree that he'll win? :-)

Also thought you might like this video, from back in the days when I thought McCain should be our next President.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8EyGpOU3qM

Enjoy!

Jay said...

"...back in the days when I thought McCain should be our next President."

I guess anyone can have a change of heart, huh?