Thursday, February 5, 2009

Is President Obama left-wing like a fox?

Ok, things are becoming much more clear to me now. This Obama guy really is a genius. Wow, how could I have missed it all this time? Much like the righteous man who goes to the strip bars in order to minister to the young lady providing the lap dance or the thief who steals in order to save his victims from the evils of materialism, President Obama is truly improving this country.

First, he is attacking budget deficits. Just look at how much more full the federal coffers are in just the past few weeks. By appointing tax cheats to his administration and making them pay their back taxes, he has successfully raked in many thousands in delinquent tax dollars. Man, this guy is good.

Government corruption? He's on it. He obviously had a major role in bringing justice to the people of Illinois through Governor Blago's impeachment. Just look at the number of his close advisers who are being compelled to testify under oath in Blago's corruption case: David Axelrod, Valerie Jarrett, Rahm Emanuel, and of course his real inside man, Tony Rezko.

Out of control government spending? He is doing the classic oratory tactic of illustrating the absurd by being outrageously absurd. That now $900 billion behemoth stimulus package -- brilliant! Do you really think he wants millions upon millions of our children's future income to go to ATV tracks, Frisbee parks, condoms, smoking cessation activities, office furniture for bureaucrats, and tax breaks for Hollywood movie producers? Do you think he really believes all those things will jump start the economy? Ha! He is just making a point. Look at the nosedive American support for this legislation is taking since the specifics have come to light. Pure genius.

I'm afraid I had this guy all wrong. I thought his election to office would be a bad thing for conservatives. If things keep going the way they are, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will be picking out drapes for the minority leader offices in no time. Now THAT is change I can believe in.

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