Top 10 Clues Your Presidential Candidate is a Socialist

10. In his first 100 days, he promises to wear army fatigues, grow a beard and smoke cigars in the Oval Office.

9. He sets up payroll tax deductions for his daughters’ allowances, so they can be more patriotic and pay their fair share.

8. He keeps referring to his economic plan as a “manifesto.”

7. He says he wants us to return to the economy of 1984, but he’s talking about the book, not the year.

6. He lists his favorite Marx brother as Karl.

5. He carried a Josef Stalin lunchbox in grade school.

4. He wants to simplify the Federal Income Tax forms to read, “How much money do you have? Please make check payable to Internal Revenue Service.”

3. He was rooting for Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

2. He expands the official definition of “rich” to mean anyone who has a job, which really will be only 5% of the population when he is done.

1. He tells Joe the Plumber he wants to spread the wealth around.